You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
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We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
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When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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