Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
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Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
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I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
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