OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
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I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
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Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
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