dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
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That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
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10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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