Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
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the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
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Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
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