What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
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got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
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Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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