this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
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Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
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You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
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