Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
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we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
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I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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