She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
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They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
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I arrived home at 7am wearing nothing but my underwear and a fedora. I ate half a dozen deviled eggs. Put Katy Perry on repeat. And cried myself to sleep. We cannot go out on Thursday anymore
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
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