i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
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Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
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Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
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