She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
my soul wont recognize me after tonight
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
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The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
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Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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