if only i could text you this smell
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
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She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
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Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
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