Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
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Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
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I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
The power of my boobs compel you
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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