Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
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i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
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Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
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You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
I'm concerned I may die tonight. All I've been told about my bday shenanigans is to bring slutty clothes, a bikini, tylenol, sunglasses and pjs. Tell me what the fuck is going on...now
bring lube too
i hate all of you
why does every cop we meet know your name?
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