just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
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remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
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Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
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