Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
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He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
It was his birthday this weekend. I had to carry him 6 blocks, in 3 inch heels. The entire time he was trying to molest me, eat my face, and try to stop every two feet to tie his shoe. He would light a cigarette, forget about it, almost burn everyone, throw it out, then decide he wanted to smoke. He kept repeating that he trusts me with his life.
...Wow...
I could be a kindergarten teacher
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Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
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