Do you still have your period?
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
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You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
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Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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