Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
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Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
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Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
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