Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
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why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
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my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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