Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
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Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
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My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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