I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
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Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
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He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
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