My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
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I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
She just locked herself in the bedroom with an unopened bottle of wine and a steak knife. Unfortunately for her fingers, I stopped giving a fuck two hours ago.
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
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Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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