Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
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The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
It's official drugs can't kill me
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
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Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
Are these your boobs on my camera?
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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