Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
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There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
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Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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