508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
i just woke up in the woods behind my house in handcuffs and a dan marino jersey ive never seen before
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
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the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
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i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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