i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
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He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
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I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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