So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
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A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
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i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
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