They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
Look, I said I'm sorry. In the shower, "are you happy to see me" sounded just like "could you please pee on me". Honest mistake.
I just called him "young grasshopper" in a conversation. THIS is why I don't get numbers when I'm sober
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
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