dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
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Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
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if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
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And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
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