I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
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The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
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Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
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