I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
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Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
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Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... π―πππ
Do I even want to know?
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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