bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
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"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
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also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
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