Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
grandma shit on top of the toilet
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
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My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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