You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
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tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
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That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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