I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
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I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
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I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
Gotta say, self-deprecating Lord of the Rings-themed sex jokes were not on my agenda for today.
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