I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
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In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
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One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
His nipple licking is glorious
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