Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
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I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
Literally best acid trip ever. Better than sex. At one point she looked over at me, started crying, holds up her hands and said "dinosaur tears of sadness". Craziest roommate ever.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
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Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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