I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
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I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
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If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
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