She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
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I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
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but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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