this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
Semen is not good for contacts.
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I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
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Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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