5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
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In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
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Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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