walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
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Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
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When in doubt, it's too much cheese
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
the texts you sent will act as the rosetta stone for all drunk people
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
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