plz talk dirty to me
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
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You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
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in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
THIS IS WHAT CELL PHONES ARE FOR! So you can tell me that you're bringing your coworker who lives in the "Halleleuia community" home for a beer SO I'M NOT DRESSED IN LEATHER LINGERIE WHEN HE WALKS IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
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