Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
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Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
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4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
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