Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
barbara walters just said penis...
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
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Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
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Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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