scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
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Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
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My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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