Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
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I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
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We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
I licked your asshole in confidence.
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
After we won that round of beer pong you attempted to swallow the winning ball whole claiming you had the mouth and jaw of a snake.
A snake? I must've been gone...
After that you got naked and hissed at people the rest of the night..
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
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