ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
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My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
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Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
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