I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
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Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
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I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
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