who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
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Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
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I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
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