Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
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Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
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I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
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