and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
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I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
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Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
i black out too much to be "responsible"
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
You did what with his pubic hair?
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